3. homophobe: George W. Bush “Hey, have you heard? Bush is gonna try to make sure that gay people can never get married legally, and he says he’s doing it because gay marriage is a threat to marriages between straight people. That’s crap—how can a couple of gay people getting married possibly interfere with me and my girlfriend’s wedding plans? He’s just doing it ‘cause he’s a homophobe.”
(via zefron)
i’ve recently developed an obsession for this man
He’s IGHHHT.
Our story has three parts: a beginning, a middle, and an end. And although this is the way all stories unfold, I still can’t believe that ours didn’t go on forever… - dear john♥
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: ):
Stranger: whats wrong? :(
You: i can’t get back to my home planet):
Stranger: oh nooo :( !
Stranger: phone home
You: MEEEEEEP :l MEEEEEEEEEEEEP :l
You: they’re ignoring me :O
Stranger: OH NO Stranger: okay we will make a flying machine
You: okay okay lemme go fetch some rare baloogana nuts
Stranger: okay good we need those !
You: got the skinny dippin sauce ?
Stranger: SURE DO i always keep it with me
You: k you seem like a good journeyman, put it together would ya?
Stranger: i will do that, just hand me those baloogana nuts would ya ?
You: yes yes of course here you go [[*hands*]]
Stranger: thank you ! now i shall start building..
Stranger: * two hours later *
Stranger: ITS DONEYou: MEEEEEEP :)
Stranger: FLY HOME Stranger: :D
You: Thank you kind sir! May the magical leoploridan be with you alwayss !
Stranger: and also with you !
You: ohey
Stranger: heylo
You: im gin :D
Stranger: im vodka
You: ima drink you
Stranger: ill drink u too this cud be funnnnnnnn
You: oh lawdy lawdy lawd i’ll get the glasses
Stranger: penis?
You: NOSPERATU
-dissconnect-
I think that’s a win :)
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